How to Bear-Proof your home

Isn’t it weird that when you are preparing to bring a baby home, you start baby proofing your house. It seems like the wrong choice of words. If I “bear-proof” my home, I’m not making it a safe a comfortable place for bears. I can’t think of a better word though.

I like writing on the train. The noise helps me zone out and write.

This morning I read on the Mets message board that they are only selling tickets to Opening day and the subway series games via a lottery or with a ticket plan. Was shut out of such a lottery last season for the playoffs. This is so fucked up … yes I applied for the lottery.
As shitty as it was, waiting in the freezing cold for tickets last year. It seems much more fun to me than this bogus lottery. I guess I’m following the game on yahoo. Lame. Unless I win the mega millions lottery, with people at work, and I buy season tickets.

I’d like to take more pictures. I really enjoy it and our new camera takes good photos.

What the fuck is up with that woman astronaut. Trying to kidnap and murder a rival in a weird love triangle with another astronaut. My favorite part of the story is she drove like 9 hours (or was it 900 miles) and she wore Depends so she wouldn’t have to make any pit stops. Nice.

This is my favorite Superbowl commercial!

I may have taken a picture at work that looks like one stuffed animal is about to feel up another stuffed animal. All I can say it involves ducks and mice.

Last week's Jeopardy exam was so fucking hard. There is almost no chance in hell that I will be called back.

Me and my co-workers are in a lottery pool. If we won, I think I would do this professionally. Tim Henson style. That and train to be on the champions tour by the time I'm 50.

Gaz Nevada is a pretty cool musical act. I've been listening to this song a lot ... enjoy.

I am glad the Colts won last night, Peyton manning, Marvin Harrison and Tony Dungy do things the right way and they seem to be genuinely good people. They were clearly the best team out on that field, and they deserved to win.

The Raiders should trade the number one pick in the upcoming NFL draft for a time machine back to the glory days of Raiderdom. Or pick a defensive back first over all.

I really need to discipline myself to writing every day. Its tough to sit in front of my computer after sitting in front of a computer all day, but that is resistance winning.

I didn't watch the State of the Union (this post was written a while ago) but I heard when Dubya went to shake Nancy Pelosi's hand there may have been an accidental boob grab. Sure accidental. She is totally a SHILF!

Enjoy this ... my new ringtone

Kelvin brought over some wings from Buffalo Wild Wings. The normal ones were very tasty but the "Blazin" ones were tough the first time ... and the second time. Burn Burn Burn the ring of fire. Why does that paragraph remind me of North Carolina?

Hungry Hungry Hippos!

I've seen some crazy shit online ... but this is so fucked up. I can't even put the picture up. It is a story about a hippo eating a zebra. Seriously. LOOK AT YOUR OWN RISK .

Don't say you haven't been warned. Now to cleanse your palette, please enjoy this educational film from Kenya.

cool ... and not cool

As cool as bluegrass Metallica is, having someone talking to you while at
the urinal is the exact opposite.