I went to the range over the weekend. Fuck am I sore, but I finally got to try out my new driver (that I bought in September nice).

The season finale of BSG left me with more questions than I had before the show started. Oh we may or may not reveal answers in 2008. Cunts!

Enjoy three videos I found through the distored view message boards.



The Office Nelly style

The most awesome video ever!

This is my favorite Superbowl commercial!

I may have taken a picture at work that looks like one stuffed animal is about to feel up another stuffed animal. All I can say it involves ducks and mice.

Last week's Jeopardy exam was so fucking hard. There is almost no chance in hell that I will be called back.

Me and my co-workers are in a lottery pool. If we won, I think I would do this professionally. Tim Henson style. That and train to be on the champions tour by the time I'm 50.

Gaz Nevada is a pretty cool musical act. I've been listening to this song a lot ... enjoy.

I am glad the Colts won last night, Peyton manning, Marvin Harrison and Tony Dungy do things the right way and they seem to be genuinely good people. They were clearly the best team out on that field, and they deserved to win.

The Raiders should trade the number one pick in the upcoming NFL draft for a time machine back to the glory days of Raiderdom. Or pick a defensive back first over all.

I really need to discipline myself to writing every day. Its tough to sit in front of my computer after sitting in front of a computer all day, but that is resistance winning.

I didn't watch the State of the Union (this post was written a while ago) but I heard when Dubya went to shake Nancy Pelosi's hand there may have been an accidental boob grab. Sure accidental. She is totally a SHILF!

Enjoy this ... my new ringtone

Kelvin brought over some wings from Buffalo Wild Wings. The normal ones were very tasty but the "Blazin" ones were tough the first time ... and the second time. Burn Burn Burn the ring of fire. Why does that paragraph remind me of North Carolina?

quick update

I am writing a full entry right now. But I just saw two things that I need to mention.

The first is a controversy about a movie that is premearing at the Sundance film festival where a 12-year old girl is raped in the movie. Dakota Fanning stars as the girl. This gets the Distorted View's seal of approval. DING! Read more here .

The other story is just baffling. Some dude (a pet store owner) brewed a beer for dogs. Sadly he made this beer to loosen the inhibitions of the dogs in his care. You sick bastard. I didn't read this article just the headline. Read the truth about the dog fucker