I went to the range over the weekend. Fuck am I sore, but I finally got to try out my new driver (that I bought in September nice).
The season finale of BSG left me with more questions than I had before the show started. Oh we may or may not reveal answers in 2008. Cunts!
Enjoy three videos I found through the distored view message boards.
The Office Nelly style
The most awesome video ever!
Showing posts with label fuck. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fuck. Show all posts
Tuesday
How to Bear-Proof your home
Isn’t it weird that when you are preparing to bring a baby home, you start baby proofing your house. It seems like the wrong choice of words. If I “bear-proof” my home, I’m not making it a safe a comfortable place for bears. I can’t think of a better word though.
I like writing on the train. The noise helps me zone out and write.
This morning I read on the Mets message board that they are only selling tickets to Opening day and the subway series games via a lottery or with a ticket plan. Was shut out of such a lottery last season for the playoffs. This is so fucked up … yes I applied for the lottery.
As shitty as it was, waiting in the freezing cold for tickets last year. It seems much more fun to me than this bogus lottery. I guess I’m following the game on yahoo. Lame. Unless I win the mega millions lottery, with people at work, and I buy season tickets.
I’d like to take more pictures. I really enjoy it and our new camera takes good photos.
What the fuck is up with that woman astronaut. Trying to kidnap and murder a rival in a weird love triangle with another astronaut. My favorite part of the story is she drove like 9 hours (or was it 900 miles) and she wore Depends so she wouldn’t have to make any pit stops. Nice.
I like writing on the train. The noise helps me zone out and write.
This morning I read on the Mets message board that they are only selling tickets to Opening day and the subway series games via a lottery or with a ticket plan. Was shut out of such a lottery last season for the playoffs. This is so fucked up … yes I applied for the lottery.
As shitty as it was, waiting in the freezing cold for tickets last year. It seems much more fun to me than this bogus lottery. I guess I’m following the game on yahoo. Lame. Unless I win the mega millions lottery, with people at work, and I buy season tickets.
I’d like to take more pictures. I really enjoy it and our new camera takes good photos.
What the fuck is up with that woman astronaut. Trying to kidnap and murder a rival in a weird love triangle with another astronaut. My favorite part of the story is she drove like 9 hours (or was it 900 miles) and she wore Depends so she wouldn’t have to make any pit stops. Nice.
Wednesday
It takes some people hours if not days to buy shoes or a car or a house. It took me over an hour today at lunch to buy a pair of head phones. My Sony head phones are good, but they are so bulky to carry around with me, so I needed something small after I broke my small blue pair.
I flirted with some bud head phones, but they didn't seem like I'd ultimately like them. The one pair I liked the "gummy" ones from JVC were cool but the wires were pink, what the fuck?
So I went with this pair of Coby's.
I think they'll work out just fine.
I flirted with some bud head phones, but they didn't seem like I'd ultimately like them. The one pair I liked the "gummy" ones from JVC were cool but the wires were pink, what the fuck?
So I went with this pair of Coby's.
I think they'll work out just fine.
Sunday
We are finally up to date on Battlestar Galactica, its going to suck to have to wait a whole week before the next episode. But alas.
We made some kick-ass wings on Saturday for lunch. They came out perfect. And what goes better with wings than beer. Red Stripe HOOORAY BEER!
Ani and I went out to dinner with my Mom on Saturday to the Spanish restaurant on Myrtle avenue. For a place that had been such a dump, they really fixed it up nicely. What is neat the owner must have some baseball connection, because there are tons of pictures of him with major leaguers. Highlights include, Carlos Delgado, Carlos Beltran, Jose Reyes and Luis Alicia (the Spanish language voice of the New York Mets). There are also some pictures with Yankees, including a very frightened looking Brian Cashman.
I still have a post "in the can". If the snow picks up and we can't get to work tomorrow, I'll post it early. If not after work.
The new Apple iPhone is awesome. I so don't need one, but i so want one!
I bought some wool socks for camping (at the urging form the book "A Scouts Honor"). I also packed my pack for a trip in two weeks. What the fuck? I'm trying to lessen my carrying load. I only need to put in my eating things and I'm done.
We made some kick-ass wings on Saturday for lunch. They came out perfect. And what goes better with wings than beer. Red Stripe HOOORAY BEER!
Ani and I went out to dinner with my Mom on Saturday to the Spanish restaurant on Myrtle avenue. For a place that had been such a dump, they really fixed it up nicely. What is neat the owner must have some baseball connection, because there are tons of pictures of him with major leaguers. Highlights include, Carlos Delgado, Carlos Beltran, Jose Reyes and Luis Alicia (the Spanish language voice of the New York Mets). There are also some pictures with Yankees, including a very frightened looking Brian Cashman.
I still have a post "in the can". If the snow picks up and we can't get to work tomorrow, I'll post it early. If not after work.
The new Apple iPhone is awesome. I so don't need one, but i so want one!
I bought some wool socks for camping (at the urging form the book "A Scouts Honor"). I also packed my pack for a trip in two weeks. What the fuck? I'm trying to lessen my carrying load. I only need to put in my eating things and I'm done.
Wednesday
quick update
I am writing a full entry right now. But I just saw two things that I need to mention.
The first is a controversy about a movie that is premearing at the Sundance film festival where a 12-year old girl is raped in the movie. Dakota Fanning stars as the girl. This gets the Distorted View's seal of approval. DING! Read more here .
The other story is just baffling. Some dude (a pet store owner) brewed a beer for dogs. Sadly he made this beer to loosen the inhibitions of the dogs in his care. You sick bastard. I didn't read this article just the headline. Read the truth about the dog fucker
The first is a controversy about a movie that is premearing at the Sundance film festival where a 12-year old girl is raped in the movie. Dakota Fanning stars as the girl. This gets the Distorted View's seal of approval. DING! Read more here .
The other story is just baffling. Some dude (a pet store owner) brewed a beer for dogs. Sadly he made this beer to loosen the inhibitions of the dogs in his care. You sick bastard. I didn't read this article just the headline. Read the truth about the dog fucker
Saturday
Hungry Hungry Hippos!
I've seen some crazy shit online ... but this is so fucked up. I can't even put the picture up. It is a story about a hippo eating a zebra. Seriously. LOOK AT YOUR OWN RISK .
Don't say you haven't been warned. Now to cleanse your palette, please enjoy this educational film from Kenya.
Don't say you haven't been warned. Now to cleanse your palette, please enjoy this educational film from Kenya.
Do you know what kind of freak I am? Other than getting scared when I turned on Pandora on my computer and it popped on and White Room by Cream started. I added an extra rental to my Netflix account so I would be able to get the third disk of Battlestar Galactica season 2.5 this weekend. I cant wait to watch disk 1 and 2. I am so fucking tired. I have decided to keep track of my cursing on the blog. So in a few weeks you'll be able to sort my posts by which curse words I use. Awesome, I want to drop the c-bomb, but I'm waiting for it to come out naturally.
Last night as Ani and I watched the aforementioned BSG we had the most awesome sandwiches on this rosemary bread from Trader Joes. Fantatsic!
I am so into anchovies, it so gross but I love `em! In my logical mind, I don't want to eat oily salty rolled up fish. But I do.
Last night as Ani and I watched the aforementioned BSG we had the most awesome sandwiches on this rosemary bread from Trader Joes. Fantatsic!
I am so into anchovies, it so gross but I love `em! In my logical mind, I don't want to eat oily salty rolled up fish. But I do.
Wednesday
Strange lights seen
Seriously do we need this bullshit now. Come on, we have global warming, terrorists etc etc and now we have an alien invasion or cylons. Fuck. This day just gets worse and worse!
Rumble in the Bronx
Are you fucking kidding me. Not only does that bug infested dump get a All-Star game in 2008 when the Yankees are moving out but Busch Stadium is getting the 2009 game. A how about showing off to the nation the new state of the art building being put up in Queens.
I’m really only shocked that they didn’t pick old Yankee Stadium in 2008 and new Yankee Stadium in 2009. I first heard about this on Ron and Fez, thank God I was going to get Porno Chicken or I’d be totally off my rocker!
Are you fucking kidding me. Not only does that bug infested dump get a All-Star game in 2008 when the Yankees are moving out but Busch Stadium is getting the 2009 game. A how about showing off to the nation the new state of the art building being put up in Queens.
I’m really only shocked that they didn’t pick old Yankee Stadium in 2008 and new Yankee Stadium in 2009. I first heard about this on Ron and Fez, thank God I was going to get Porno Chicken or I’d be totally off my rocker!
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