I just got a call from New York Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter. Perhaps he should worry more about getting swept by the Red Sox or his team mate A-Rod getting rub downs by Biff Henderson, than if I can listen to the Mets in Alabama.

Can I say that its almost too warm outside?

On a unseasonably cold day on Friday DPW had our first game of the season. I played first base in our disputed 6-5 loss to the Writers Guild of America East. I made solid contact in both of my at-bats, both times I hit it up the middle. The first at-bat I lined a hard single that drove in a run, the next time I popped up to center with the bases loaded -it was on ball four. We have a game on Friday, I am hopping for a better outcome for me and the team.

This is my favorite Superbowl commercial!

I may have taken a picture at work that looks like one stuffed animal is about to feel up another stuffed animal. All I can say it involves ducks and mice.

Last week's Jeopardy exam was so fucking hard. There is almost no chance in hell that I will be called back.

Me and my co-workers are in a lottery pool. If we won, I think I would do this professionally. Tim Henson style. That and train to be on the champions tour by the time I'm 50.

Gaz Nevada is a pretty cool musical act. I've been listening to this song a lot ... enjoy.

I am glad the Colts won last night, Peyton manning, Marvin Harrison and Tony Dungy do things the right way and they seem to be genuinely good people. They were clearly the best team out on that field, and they deserved to win.

The Raiders should trade the number one pick in the upcoming NFL draft for a time machine back to the glory days of Raiderdom. Or pick a defensive back first over all.

I really need to discipline myself to writing every day. Its tough to sit in front of my computer after sitting in front of a computer all day, but that is resistance winning.

I didn't watch the State of the Union (this post was written a while ago) but I heard when Dubya went to shake Nancy Pelosi's hand there may have been an accidental boob grab. Sure accidental. She is totally a SHILF!

Enjoy this ... my new ringtone

Kelvin brought over some wings from Buffalo Wild Wings. The normal ones were very tasty but the "Blazin" ones were tough the first time ... and the second time. Burn Burn Burn the ring of fire. Why does that paragraph remind me of North Carolina?

Rumble in the Bronx

Are you fucking kidding me. Not only does that bug infested dump get a All-Star game in 2008 when the Yankees are moving out but Busch Stadium is getting the 2009 game. A how about showing off to the nation the new state of the art building being put up in Queens.

I’m really only shocked that they didn’t pick old Yankee Stadium in 2008 and new Yankee Stadium in 2009. I first heard about this on Ron and Fez, thank God I was going to get Porno Chicken or I’d be totally off my rocker!

Hall of Fame indeed

How can I feel that the Baseball Hall of Fame or its voters (the baseball writers association of America) are legitimate when two of its members voted for this ingrate. Bobby Bonilla for induction into the hall of fame.

This piece of shit shouldn't be allowed within 10 miles of Cooperstown. And if he were allowed within city limits, he shouldn't be allowed into the HOF without a full priced ticket!