spleen
liver (half)
stomach (5/8)
heart (1 ventricle)
brain (small part, not much)
lung
penis or vagina (whichever one you have)
eye
ear
nose
pinkie
incisor
tongue
I chose to honor Kurt Russel in Escape from New York and picked an eye to b e a body part that I'd be willing to give up. Others have said pinkie would be easier to deal with.
Why missing a pinkie is bad
- cant wear gloves properly
- cant drink tea like a sophisticated person
- can't have mob street cred without pinkie rings
- your hands are off balance when posting here
- the "shocker" is out of your repitoire
Why missing an eye is awesome
- extra storage under the patch
- pirates are cool
- you can scare kids
- you wouldn't have had to witness your favorite sports teams choke with two eyes
Why missing a pinkie is good
- Can still get handicap plates without too much difficulty
- still have 9 other fingers
What sucks about losing an eye
- trouble driving
- lint under your patch
1 comment:
LOOL! Still funny reading it as well.
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