this is why the rest of the world hates us

The other day Ani asked me if I heard the latest from PETA, I said
no. And then she said they are trying to discourage people from eating
fish by calling them Sea Kittens. I shit you not.

Who had this brilliant idea, fish are not lovable scamps. They swim
around, they get caught, cut up and then either served up as sushi or
fillet-o-fish. In these times, perhaps PETA should be more concerned
with the ethical treatment of people, who will soon be eating (land)
cat food.

These are a few of the other ideas that were brought up at the brainstorming meeting ...


Chicken

Feathered Kittens

Flying otters

Farm puppies

Clucking panda

Cows

Land Manatees

Super Sloths

Chubby Monkeys

Bovine Americans

Marbled Polar Bears

Lobster

Sea Roaches

Soggy hogs

Does PETA realize that if we don't eat animals, they will over run the
whole world. And then we'll have to shoot them.