10 little monkeys parody

This parody of 10 Little Monkeys is so funny, and I feel like I have enountered many of those moms at storytimes, and the play ground.   

http://www.scarymommy.com/10-little-monkeys-parody/

I thought I'd give it a try. 

Ten little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head. 

Papa asked the Dad group and the dad group said, "Get up you are fine" 

Nine little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Papa asked the Dad group and the dad group said, "You are ok, just play! So I tried this new IPA last night its amazing, the taste is so subtle and robust." 

Eight little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Papa asked the Dad group and the dad group said, "I know a lot of people disagree, but the prequels make the entire story richer. Is that my kid crying? No? You need that to see all of Anakin's rise and fall. "