I was watching VH1 classics the other night, and they showed the video for "You got another thing coming" by Judas Priest, how did everyone not know about Rob Halaford? Sure gay or not he rocks and helped shape the sounds of metal, but those lyrics, he might as well be talking about licking a dude's asshole.
Another observation from VH1, how sad is it that VH1 is so much more entertaining to me than MTV. But I digress, they were advertising Prince's opus "Purple Rain". and I started thinking about Prince and how he's a little on the bizarre side and I had an epiphany. Prince is a time traveler from the future. His real name is Prince Michael Jackson II AKA Blanket. He was sent back in time from the distant future by his uncle Tito and his scientist cousin Jermajesty, the only remaining members of the Jackson clan to warn Michael about the fireball in the Pepsi commercial that started all his plastic surgery madness and legal issues. He arrived in Minneapolis in the late 70s, but his memory was gone and all he knew was that he was here to rock.
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